Whoever did his make-up for this photo shoot must really, really hate him.

Is... this satire? I can’t tell anymore.

WTF is wrong with Tim Kaine. Part of me is ALMOST glad he lost the election. Almost.

2 more fun facts:

If it’s not on Daulerio’s phone, it’s on Juzwiak’s.

Someone’s gonna die this time around. There’s no way the protesters are going away at this point, and Trumnnon will never allow a bunch of “liberals” to make him look weak. Unless a horde of high-profile celebrities, politicians and athletes come down and personally put themselves between the protesters and the guns…

Not in the Middle East. He’s using South East Asian slave labor to build his hotels and golf courses there.

They have 3 stupid meet-cutes and then a boring relationship for 2 hours and at the end they don’t get back together and apparently people think this is mind-blowingly revolutionary storytelling. As if Casablanca never existed.

Rihanna’s speaking my language.

What... what does this number do? Is it for donations? To record a message? Is it an info line that tells his voters where to send cash??? Do people who call this number get put on a list that excludes them from the upcoming purge? Seriously, what is the point of this.

Onihei, Rakugo s2 and ACCA are the only shows this season I would gladly recommend to my friends who aren’t super into anime. Youjo Senki and Demi-chan are my guilty pleasure shows. KonoSuba s2 is my non-guilty all-pleasure show.
The rest is disappointing, but at least this lackluster season allows me to catch up on…

W. at least was smart enough to know that just reading whatever Cheney put on his teleprompter would make him sound somewhat informed.

Nah I think most Europeans understand that US expats left their country for a reason.

At this point, even Satan’s illegitimate son Dick Cheney would be preferable this total vacuum of competence and reliability.

#TeamAnimals

My first thought was Maggie “DON’T DISRESPECT MIKE PENCE, BROADWAY!” Habermann.

He was a guest on Tablet Magazine’s Unorthodox Podcast! Highly recommend that episode, he sounds like a sweet guy!

In her defense, when she married him, he was a Democrat and buddy-buddy with the Clintons. Maybe she thought “Yeah, he’s a butt ugly, petty, thinskinned weirdo millionaire asshole, but at least he isn’t a Nazi. I’ll just ride it out for a few years or so, and then I’m set for life and can disappear into anonymity!”

Dude sounds (and looks, kinda) like Charlie Sheen on downers.

I prefer Carrey as Count Olaf, but NPH as Count Olaf in bad costumes and make-up. He’s way better at playing someone who tries to cover up incompetence and insecurity with way too much bravado when he’s wearing a disguise, whereas Carrey is always confidently dialed up to 100 no matter what costume he’s wearing.