(Admittedly, the original Santo&Johnny tune is not well known, but... you get the picture.)

As a muslim (well, not really practicing anymore, but half of my family is and we’re all cool) woman who has lived in Germany, I absolutely agree. Niqabs and burqas are Saudi/Wahhabist BS and have no place in any modern society.

Not gonna lie, I would gladly live there long-term. I’m a hermit, my important stuff fits into one suitcase, and all I need for work is a decent Wifi connection. Only problem is, I don’t think my dog would be allowed in there.

Boy are they lucky that Japan came to them first. Imagine if Trump had to woo Japan. They’re even more into rituals and facades than China, and they’re REALLY quick to judge foreigners on their loudness and cultural illiteracy.

His buddy and former Apprentice participant Dennis Rodman -> US ambassador to North Korea. Oh it’ll happen.

Many people are saying he thinks Artpop was Lady Gaga’s best album. Look, I don’t know if it’s true. I’ve heard some things, is all I’m saying. People are talking about it, and we should really keep an eye on this guy.

And why skip cutscenes! The cutscenes are like half the reason I even play these games!

Say what you will about this guy (and there are many many bad things you can say), but it is admirable how many times he managed to dodge assassination attempts by the US.
Don’t let the heaven’s gate hit you on your way down, Fidel!

PleaseletitbeRomneypleaseletitbeRomneypleaseletitbeRomney

Turning the entire world population into cave dwelling trolls?

America, when the hell did your system become so fragile?

10/10 never stop trolling this asshole

He looks like Gerard DePardieu in those golf pictures! Who, incidentally, also loves Putin and hates everything else.

This guy’s episode of The Characters on Netflix: A+++

Glass half full perspective: maybe this orange clown and his merry band of anti-semitic and islamophobe Nazis will finally unite Palestine and Israel.

Your friend should aim higher. Does he have plans for 2020 yet?

Can’t wait for Barron’s tell all. Let’s hope Trump croaks before he remembers to make B sign an NDA like the rest of the family.

...what video?

Never forget, Maggie Haberman (along with George Stephanopolous) literally laughed in Keith Ellison’s face on ABC and acted like he was some crazy person when he warned them that Trump had a good chance of winning the primaries. She’s so out of touch, it’s embarassing.