So I wasn’t in the wedding, but I still think it’s a good story. Right after undergrad, I moved out of downtown Lancaster, PA (yes it is a thing) to DC for a great job opportunity. After a few months of straight grinding it out at work and in grad school, I decided to take a 3-day weekend and make the 2 hour drive…

That is not a name. You're just typing letters...RIGHT?!

Not sure what you paid for it. I know they go for 7.99 at Ulta. But if you swing through Marshall's, they're usually like $5. It's a steal! I grab my hemp lotion, dry shampoo, and usually hairspray there for WAY cheaper. :)

Not sure what you paid for it. I know they go for 7.99 at Ulta. But if you swing through Marshall's, they're usually…

I have tried almost every dry shampoo and they almost always make me nearly choke to death lol. The Batiste cherry is quite pleasant smelling. :)

I have tried almost every dry shampoo and they almost always make me nearly choke to death lol. The Batiste cherry…

I would definitely go for Netflix and Chinese food any and every day, lol.

Is this a real fucking question? Are an adult? Seriously?! GTFO.

If I banged or fell in love with every hot man I worked with, I would literally never get anything done, EVER. Or sleep. I work with the Navy. Life is sometimes hard, but I tune it all out with earbuds and kick ass playlist. GTFO of here with that non-existent impulse control.

You just changed my fucking life.

Dove deodorant is the only thing to ever make me break out in hives. In my fucking pits and then spread all over my body. I never use Dove anything. I have NO idea what it was about it that made me react that way, maybe too much fragrance, but it terrifies me now.

Dove deodorant is the only thing to ever make me break out in hives. In my fucking pits and then spread all over my…

My father used to drive us past the "children's home" and tell us he was going to just tell us to get the fuck out and leave us there every time he got pissed at us, or drunk, or both. It's monumentally fucked up no matter how you cut or try to justify it.

NARS all the things! Seriously. I feel like such a snob sometimes saying I mostly use NARS products (primer, foundation, finishing powder, lipstick, and gloss), but it's such a high quality. It's seriously like magic...and HELLA expensive.

You have officially been followed! #creepstatus

Excuse me. I need you to keep a blog based upon your professional life, and I will read it, every single day. PLEASE? The world needs this.

Roller Lash has me 110%. I have shorter lashes that are definitely not something to write home about, but I started using Roller Lash a couple of months ago and I constantly get compliments on how "long" my lashes look. Winner winner chicken dinner!

Roller Lash has me 110%. I have shorter lashes that are definitely not something to write home about, but I started…

You. I love you and only you, my Dark Lord.

Nope. Fuck you.

You. I.Love.You

I just laughed so fucking hard. Thank you!

My reaction was "of course this is fucking DC." (I live in NE)

Hunter Pence could get it. This just further solidifies it. I just hate that he's not in a Phils uniform any longer.