Just tell me where to send the screen shots. I play this game with my friends already so I might as well share the, ahem, wealth with the rest of you!

Welp, that whole "trying to not leave bruises" line made me fucking sick. Nope. You have FAILED as a parent if you're purposely trying to not bruise your BABY while you beat her. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Maybe one day! I'll be for the rest of natural, working life. So, you crazy kids know where to find me when you realize what's good for you lol.

COME BACK TO US!

That's because western PA is not and SHOULD not be an actual place. Sorry! Also, although I've insulted where you presumably live, I'm totally trying Legal's steamers. :)

Same! Oddly enough, more restaurants and bars in NE PA served clams than do in DC. These damn rich people and their mussels, I swear. I've lived here for 3 years and have yet to find decent clams outside of driving an hour to Baltimore.

I just laughed SO hard! I like you.

Now I want clams.

Mostly just the meat, but yes, I definitely could do that. Subsequent meat sweats be damned!

So pack your kids lunch...?

Having been forced to eat shitty Elio's pizza on Fridays at school because of the perfuckingvasiveness of Catholicism in NE PA, and this country generally, I'm serving up a big FUCK YOU to these asshats.

I just instinctively grasped at body parts reading through this...Now I feel pains all over. NO NO NO NO NO.

I love that you wore your grumpy pants today - LOVE IT.

If you ever win some kind of award, I want some cred dammit! hahaha. 'Shout out to the tired bitch on the interwebz who named my band by accident.'

I read this as "Crucial Taint" for a second. It's been a long day. -_-

I feel like this is going to launch a million "Drake be like" memes, hahahah. I'm sorry but I giggled the entire way through this. At the end, I was dying at work. Lord jeebus, Nicki...!! :D

I can attest to this. I used to smother my eggs from the field, made from powder, in ketchup, most times to hide the blue hue they took on...My taste buds and eating habits have progressed considerably lol.

Speaking from experiencing the Army myself and dating an Airman, the AF gets a lot of shit the other branches don't, at least not the Army. Before my unit's first deployment to Ramadi (I was 19), I recall being told not to "blow my money on stupid shit"; that's the extent of the money management training we received.

As both a vet and a civil servant, I have not had a COLA in, well the entire time I've been here, about 4 years. I live and work in DC. I absolutely agree; it fucking matters.