My hot take that no one asked for:

In the scuffle, she injured six deputies, biting one of the arm and breaking the skin, and kicking another in the groin

He is a former federal prosecutor. You’d be surprised the life long friends they make. Heard of the thin blue line? It extends to “officers of the court” especially among republicans. Hey, a favor to put in the favor bank while mr prosecutor and chris shake their heads and say “kids today! Amirite? K an from a deep…

Ol’ gurl injured six deputies; sounds like someone had some serious coke strength.

TJ Holmes cheated on his 1st wife with his 2nd wife who he is cheating on with his co worker. I’m shocked Jezebel is not covering that

Youre taking JAMES CORDEN’S side against her? Seriously?

Over on the Root, there’s a story about how Holmes’s wife thought they were working through their separation toward reconciliation.

All you need to know about James Corden and how he treats his staff you can learn from watching this clip of him playing “Spill your guts or fill your guts” on his own show with guest Jimmy Kimmel. It’s a truth or dare type thing where if you refuse to answer a question, you have to eat a gross thing. Kimmel gamely…

I’d be so upset if my partner posted something like that about me. I don’t know if he was trying to be self-deprecating, but all it does is make her sound bad. Which I’m sure she isn’t.

That was a SHITTY Tweet. He made her look like a pathetic, insecure woman who let him treat her like dirt. It was very condescending to say the least.

Hypocritical right wing asshole found to be hypocritical .... again.

It’s even worse than the ultra-rich using these private foundations to funnel money to their own pet projects and to derive material benefits (ie, donate to an educational institution so their shitty kids can get in) - which is a fact. In addition, most of the top private foundations fail to meet even the minimum…

I thought it was pretty accepted that when super rich people have charities, those are usually just a way for them to funnel money back into their other enterprises. Twas ever thus.

Did Tiff have some work done? Usually she has the no-chin/pout—hardly recognized her from the official pic. Marla looks happy and has a sincere smile, seems as if she enjoys herself more than Mel. Of course without Cheetoh Benito in the house, my smile would be wider and more genuine as well.

(Daddy needs the rent money)

Tiff, honey. You married real* money. You didn’t have to get married at Mar-a-Lago.

In most of the PEOPLE wedding pix, it’s difficult to tell if Trump is smiling, or struggling with an impacted bowel.

totes gonna last forever.

This is a very specific scenario and may every word of it come true.

The only downside to this end for him is that then some low-wage worker will most likely be traumatized when they find him. I’ll go with eaten by bears in the woods just behind a seedy motel cos he had to pee on a tree cos the toilet was clogged from his previous Taco Bell run.