Yeah, there’s far too much spark and life in the wooden eyes. They don’t have that ‘sold my soul’ vibe you get from the real Melania.

Much like the life model decoy that the art object was inspired by, this wood monstrosity needed to be on literal fire in order to exude warmth.

Here in MA most people have taken to wearing a mask thank GOD (aside from the few loudmouths of course). You can see in the overall numbers....it works. Keeping distance, wear a mask, wash your hands. Three very, very, very simple things can stop things from getting crazy and save lives.

This is the “But she still shouldn’t have been walking home alone at that hour” of condolence messages.

People cope with tragedy in different ways. She probably felt the feeling of support from a wider community was comforting.

This breaks my damn heart. I’ve followed this story since he first became ill and was really hoping he’d pull through.

DO NOT GO. 

You would make a much better hostess and socialite than this dipshit.

We reported over 10,000 new cases today. Do not come here, it is insane.

Please don’t go!!!! Florida’s spike is almost a straight vertical line right now.

The thing is, it’s not even that hard to have a responsible get-together. Especially if you’re rich! Given her status, I’m guessing she has a large property with lots of outdoor space, and might not have even needed to restrict her guest list much beyond what she already did in order to make it safe. And it would be…

An in-person viewing of a virtual ballet.

Don’t go. If your kid is old enough to be getting married, you’re probably at least in your fifties or sixties, right? Florida isn’t safe at all, but it’s especially not safe for people in high-risk groups. If your daughter really wants her family there, she will keep postponing it. 

“Swan-song Lake”

All I can think is “THE VIRUS IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!”

This was the ballet! You wouldn't understand!!

And then her guests begged her to take down all her pictures on Instagram from the event.

Or their domestic staff at home. Underpaid in cash.

Not the people who served them at the party. Cater waiters don't usually have awesome benefits. 

I know this pandemic isn’t fun, but can we just not with parties? Reality sucks right now, sure, but could you just do drugs with your immediate household and experience a new reality in a safe way?