No.

Exactly. Let’s keep calling out any and all ageism!

I like cheetolini. Stealing it.

Loving it but sometimes distracted by her botox etc. Why people?!

Was 32 and single got married late in life to someone waaaay younger. You definitely need to broaden your social circle if everyone is already married. Almost none of my friends were and several still aren’t. Also, just b/c you’re single at 32 doesn’t mean you’ll be single for life AT ALL. You just need ONE man, not…

Definitely opaque black tights and ideally nothing too fancy with it since it’s already fancy.

I’ve always had close friends who are a wide range of ages. I just don’t get why people find this strange. Aegism maybe? In any case, I really loved the way you described this friendship. It is lovely.

Jesus! How fucking horrible. One of my best friend’s mom died in a very similar way. All of us who’ve lost a parent (or anyone) in some horrible way feel some guilt and regret.

I know! Let’s have Tom Cruise really set himself on fire so we can see his human reaction to the pain.

You kinda do because some Catholics are more like cultural Catholics.

He is!

Oh no! So, so sorry. She’s adorable.

Ugh. Thanks. I’m taking Xarelto.

2010 was my last tolerable year. Fuck.

This made me want to drink some chamomile tea. Fuck. Which meds or am I expected to google this when you already know?

Please, God!!!!

Real Talk: We already have Pence. D. Trash knows nothing, cares about even less (except himself) and is just a figurehead now.

I hate her as much as I hate Trash (the only thing I’m willing to call DJT now). and I fucking despise him. I stopped watching MJ b/c of her and dumb Joe.

Hipsters ANY day.

Living in NYC with a serious health problem and cannot afford the $1000/month health insurance premiums. And the rent is too damn high. Life isn’t that great for most people here either.