I want to murder. I’m so fucking angry. Let’s do something together.

Yep. You sure are!

Oh boy. Sigh.

Their coupledom would make me happy. I hope she wins and then comes out. In that order, obviously.

Thanks. I also haven’t read it because I’m not into children’s books.

Not really so subtle.

Agreed. Except pigs are intelligent and adorable.

Same. If they knew my age they would’ve died. We’ve been married 13 years so I think they’ve clued into the fact that the grandkids aren’t coming from us EVER.

Ma dawg as a punk rocker in ironic Kiss tee, studded dog collar and dyed mohawk caught urinating in public b/c fuck the rules.

It’s shocking because it’s so hateful and ignorant.

I pray to go there were no animals in the fucking cargo hold.

This is bullshit. I take medication that is absolutely necessary but I would not reach down and grab my bag.

Well, you’re special—unlike everyone else on the plane—so do grab your backpack or anything else that “can’t be replaced.”

Do you live in NYC? I cannot take it anymore and have to believe I won’t feel as rageful toward people if I live somwhere with fewer people per square foot. (Hoping fewer people=fewer morons. A girl can dream, no?)

But then you have to consider what made Donald who he is. It’s neverending so it’s better to say, if you’re an adult, you’re not off the hook for the choices you’ve made. idk.

yes, but the assholes who think like that are not the ones you want to date, are they?

Yes.

Details, please.

You’re doing god’s work bothering to answer these morons in such a thorough and intelligent way.

INFECTED anal gland. ftfy.