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What you’re calling “work” may not be sitting around eating bonbons, but KK absolutely meets the definition of a socialite, and being a socialite and having a career are not mutually exclusive anyway. Lots of socialites use their social position as a launching pad for careers (interior decorator is a favorite), which

Just reading her name made me involuntarily sneer. That’s how much she fills me with disgust. And her fake, breathy, modulated way of speaking is I guess the product of a lot of training. On top of the scads of plastic surgery. Nothing is authentic with this set of grifters.

Has this been ‘shopped? The mens’ arms are just awkward beyond belief. And omg, how tiny is that chest on Little Don in contrast with his hips???

The colour! The proliferation of ruffles! The mullet hemline! The sleeves! THE SLEEVES!!!

Add to that: who the fuck makes your suits, guys? You look like shit. The cuts of their suits are top to bottom bad and wrong. No doubt one of those suits costs more than my car. I, a mole-person, shop at JC Penney and do much better.

Dude, Donj kinda looks like a lady high school gym teacher from the neck down? Like, no shade intended to high school gym teachers in any way, but definitely shade intended to Donj.

She had to play a tree in every single recital. “Good, Ivanka, just like that! Everybody, look at Ivanka, that’s how I want the forest! Rigid and wooden like you were hit with a paralysis ray!”

The white suits kill me. No one with kids or pets would even attempt. Fondly remembering the unwanted Ivanka memes 

She can’t dress for the occasion, or for her body, or her age, or her culture or this decade. Every outfit is what I would expect from aliens trying to create a tv-drama set on earth, based on the odd transmission they've picked up so far since we started broadcasting tv from satellites  

A surprising proportion of her dresses look like they were cobbled together from various Von Trapp drapes.

Correction. She is architecturally actualized. Thank you very much. 

Horrible clothes btw. Every single outfit, so meticulously put together, so awful.

Look at how good at being tall she is! We are lucky to have her volunteer to be America’s princess.

and 2+ years of Ivanka ‘stan-ing