Maybe that’s what he wants to tell Open Table?

-NarcissistPrayer-

I still don’t understand the decision to cast him. I feel like the only thing he brings nowadays is name recognition to movies that might otherwise fly under the radar (like Edge of Tomorrow), and that’s not something a franchise like The Mummy needs at all. This is a situation where you could get away with casting a…

it works! i came up with Major Wedge :)

i did not know that! i will have to rethink my irrational hatred of Brad Pitt now.

This is EXCELLENT and I will be spending the rest of my lunch break ruminating on mine. I will report back!

Unrelated, but I came up with a process of generating Gossip Girl names that I’m VERY proud of: for your first name, you pick the last name of a British prime minister and for your last name, you pick a salad. Thus: Blair Waldorf. (My Gossip Girl name would be Thatcher Cobb.)

I did some research on IMDB.

What do these movies/shows have in common?: Okja, The OA, Moonlight, Selma, The Normal Heart, Eat Pray Love,

Brad Pitt was an executive producer on all of them and he wasn’t in the cast.

Can you imagine Tom Cruise producing something and saying, “That’s OK, I don’t have to be the star.”

I…

As is Leah Remini!

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

... and smoking a joint the size of a baby’s arm.

trumps finances are where all of the dots gets connected by big glowing lines.

The WaPo story says they are veering into an investigation of his finances. Which, quite frankly, is something the feds should have been doing the second he got in the race out of second nature.

Best comment: “Mueller’s team includes people who successfully prosecuted mafia gangsters.

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

Oh, and on his special day!

At 40, I still like saying “butthole” as much today as I did at 10.

Confirmation that this is true. I was having sex for like a decade before I finally saw (consensual!) photos/video that someone took while doin’ me doggy. Asshole clearly visible at almost all times, though that could be due to my small and immodest butt cheeks. Made me really regret the years of pre-sex butthole…

It’s like the trench run in Star Wars; some people need a visual to stay on target and some use their instincts and trust The Force.

This, too, had never occurred to me, as a long-time enjoyer of le doggy style. And when I read it, I instantly felt the need to bleach my butthole.