He's already covered in Rio poop-water?

He’s the perfect “sex idiot.”

Boooooooo! I do not like this information. I am sending it to the paper shredder in my brain.

I think it would be devastating if it were Rami and anyone else (anyone except me, of course!). For some reason, that pairing makes it okay.

Hold up. Are Elliot and Angela really dating (I mean, Rami and Portia)? Is this real? Because it makes me so happy I hope it’s real.

I spotted a man with a NON-IRONIC “Trump for President” button on his backpack in Penn Station this morning. My fears have become real. The worry begins in earnest.

I always wondered, but never cared enough to look it up.

Hot damn, Kate McKinnon!

Yeah, Major is pretty bland as a character, but so nice to look at. I do think there’s hope for his character yet; the show just needs to find out what to do with him, he’s a bit all over the place. Everyone else seems pretty solid in characterization. Damn, I love this show to pieces. I love Rose McIver to pieces.…

Feel no shame, moderate or otherwise! I’m 36 and I watch the hell out of iZombie. Great show, and all the men are devastatingly handsome. Even Blaine is somehow charming.

omgyesthankyouyestotally! I’m so glad you don’t think I’m completely bananas. There’s hope for me yet!

Same. I scared the shit out of my sleeping dog. So damn exciting.

No, I get you, I see it too.

Fuck, that's terrible. I've been wondering where the good dr went. :(

...In which she has set up a floor lamp, too

I came here for this comment and was not disappointed. Thank you !

Marry me!

Sadly, I am in the same boat as you, dear Cylonater. Aaaaaaages ago, I mentioned on here that I'd hate-fuck the shit out of him, and people went CRAAAAZAAAAY. Where were you when I needed you?

NEEDS MOAR STARS

Yes! I have had so many dreams about Stephen Colbert. We are always blissfully in love and happy. No actual sex happens in the dream, but dream-me is aware our sex life is very satisfying and robust. In real life, I always had a crush on him, but now I think I actually love him.