oh no. She knows my name. She knows it and she "used to" know how to spell it. It's only after my husband and I got married after EIGHT YEARS of dating and kept my name that she "forgot" it.

Holy crap! It's shade! It's shade from our MILs! I can hardly believe it. Wow....

ugh! My MIL does this. After my husband said something other for the millionth time, the next letter used my last name but butchered the spelling. Granted, my last name isn't the easiest, but it's easier than my husband's, which has only one vowel in it, and I've been around for 13 years and how could she not know how…

It makes laughing look as joyous as it sounds! :)

I'm obv pro-science too, with my own set of weird preferences and allergies that line up with the wackadoo, so sometimes when the science people come along, I feel like I'm being shamed a little. But that's my own problem/insecurity.

Totally! They're not blanket "evil," just a personal preference to use them or not. For people who need to avoid SLS, I have no problem with labels making it easy for them to know a product is SLS-free.

as a soapmaker, I can confidently say: responding to their shrillest customers.

I feel like companies often add SLS in situations where they don't need to — where they have enough cleansers and surfactants already - because SLS makes AMAZING BUBBLES and we equate bubbles with cleaning action. Like hey, my toothpaste is doing a fine enough job on its own, I don't need to look like a rabid dog to…

I love the translation of laughter as "huehuehue"!

ummmmm...

wow! No wonder they can gulp down for the way they do!

my dog looooooves eating his poop and we can't get him to stop consistently for long periods of time. We tried a bunch of stuff ( including these hot pepper treats but he just loved eating his poop even more! He'd run into the house all jazzed up with hot pepper shit breath) but I never heard of trying MSG before.…

I had the same thought. They almost look like a couple that was cast in a movie to be perfect height for each other.

I bought a copy of 1989.

Oh Jamie Dornan, you're such a delight. Why do bad things happen to good people?

I've definitely used tweezers on occasion to "even out" the damage I've done with my fingers.

Oh man I worry every time that this will be the time they don't grow back!

yeah, I belive it includes Any sort or hair pulling.

YAY FOR YOU!!! You will be my inspiration.

My go-to lie is allergies made me do it. My eyes were just so itchy, you see, I rubbed them until all my lashes fell out. I've also blamed nameless "eye infections."