I'm similarly impressed with my dog's butthole. Small, tidy, and always so clean. In fact, his whole butt area is pretty adorable. His back view is shaped like a salmon steak. It's adorable.

same thing just happened here to my dog!!!

Fellow night-sweater here (with oily face, scalp, and "trunk). I shower every morning and would have hideously dry legs and arms if not for using a body oil on my wet skin immediately following my shower. I don't even need to moisturize the rest of me; my oiliness comes back almost immediately everywhere else.

aw man look at this sweetheart

When I was young (2nd/3rd grade-ish), I thought I had two best friends and we even got the 3-piece best friends necklace and the three of us did everything together. After years of this, they told me they they actually hated hanging out with me and had a 2-piece best friend necklace together that they always wore and…

I ordered a hot coffee this morning on my way to work, and after the two block walk to the office, my hot coffee was barely even tepid. Considered putting ice cubes in and rolling with it, but went for the microwave instead.

I did!!! :)

Srsly, it was less uncomfortable than a Pap smear and over in a second! You'll be like, "that was it?!" and then you'll want to go around, telling the world how easy it was and how awesome you are. :)

Damn, after a decent first few months, you probably thought you were in the clear! Stupid uterus!

Wow! I can't believe you stuck it out for so long!

When my doctor removed my Paragard, I was like, how bad is this gonna hurt? And she reminded me that cervixes want things to come out of them and that it would be easy. And she yanked and I was like, I feel something, is that it? And she held it up in the air and said, "yep! Here's Mr. T!"

Sigh.... This makes me super jealous. I finally got a paragard inserted in October after searching for a very long time for a doctor willing to do it, and after my debilitating cramps turned into stabbing pains after a week, my doctor insisted on removing it. Guess it's not my body's jam. My doctor suggested trying…

Today's been a big day for vagina pockets on Jezebel

but I don't want the everlasting gobstopper. I want the peen, and I want it now!

are they gonna cgi him a dick, or do we get nothing at all (like no obvious crotch shots)?

Aha!!!! He IS a sociopath! I swear, it's in the eyes, you can see it in the eyes. There's nothing behind them.

Right?! I wish I had earmarked the pages of her book so I could find them, but earky on, she's like, "oh, I was buddies with B Coops since before he was famous," and later, with the drug story, she's like, "this dude's an actor, who recently kinda became a big deal." I know it's not a lot of evidence, but my brain…

That was aDORable.

Their reactions are the best part.

His parents don't seem all that surprised that Amy left him.... But that he's on eBay? WHOO boy! Sound the alarm. (That being said, his mom is adorable.)