I guess you could say ...

this guy suddenly bursts into the room, dramatically waltzes up to us, and demands to know if we'd "seen his assistant."

Needs more otter.

Hope the campaign does well but *shrug* not feeling this.

Here is the photo I sent, just so everyone knows how grave this injustice is:

Is she NICOLE WALLACE?!

That's a truly terrifying story, I'm glad your friend is in a better place.

I've heard stories before about how some docs prefer C section because they are scheduled (vaginal deliveries often happen in the dead of night) and also that they bring more $ to the hospital. But your friend, dear God I can't even imagine. A C section when the anesthesia wasn't working? No fucking wonder she has…

Oh my god, you have no idea how much this really happens though. Doctors routinely push patients into having c-sections so that they don't have to worry about delivering babies on the weekend and yes, during their tee times. It's rampant. My mom is an ob nurse and the doctors would discuss that unreservedly.

There's good and bad for each decade. But I remember as a child in the 1980s thinking some of the fads were just awful.

This is so tremendously sad.

I think when women say "I want a man who makes me laugh" they are not thinking about Gilbert Gottfried. I have never met anyone of any gender who finds him funny.

The most offensive part of this entire article is the implication that Jay Leno is funny.

Maybe if people like Leno and Gottfried didn't have absolutely grating personalities in general they would be do-able. I'd bang Louis CK in a heartbeat. But I like funny gingers, so...

(except I really don't find Leno funny)