An armed white guy.

Nailed it.

For most people, eyes are usually located on the face.

“The only thing that makes sense in my head at the the time was whole Obama thing with forcing transgenders to use bathrooms.”

This is a DC comics joke obviously, but still apt in this case

Resting constipated face.

Kenan’s (pronounced like “Keh-nahn”, rather than “kee-nen”)

Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.

“My homeboy Chris Brown”

Obviously this isn't getting through but I'll say it. If a woman rejects you, you don't get to stab her, throw acid in her face, stalk her, terrorize her, or rape her. No is a hard word to understand, apparently.

Stay pressed.

Caitlyn Jenner SHOULD get more shit for her beliefs than her gender identity, since her beliefs are stupid, and she had basically nothing to do with being trans. So, yay, if that’s the way it’s going down for her.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

This is hellish offspring is the result of her relationship with Leatherface.

I feel bad for the guy. He didn’t know his character was bantha doo doo when he signed up to play him.

“one son together, Zowie, who later changed his named to Duncan.”

Celebrity Big Brother....distasteful?