Nailed it.

For most people, eyes are usually located on the face.

“The only thing that makes sense in my head at the the time was whole Obama thing with forcing transgenders to use bathrooms.”

Resting constipated face.

Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.

“My homeboy Chris Brown”

Obviously this isn't getting through but I'll say it. If a woman rejects you, you don't get to stab her, throw acid in her face, stalk her, terrorize her, or rape her. No is a hard word to understand, apparently.

Stay pressed.

Caitlyn Jenner SHOULD get more shit for her beliefs than her gender identity, since her beliefs are stupid, and she had basically nothing to do with being trans. So, yay, if that’s the way it’s going down for her.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

“one son together, Zowie, who later changed his named to Duncan.”

Celebrity Big Brother....distasteful?

I really need to watch her in other things besides Parks and Rec bc my mind cannot disassociate her from Ann Perkins

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Sooo she bruised herself up? Used photoshop?

I hope people understand the courage it takes survivors to come out publicly with their stories. I’m so impressed with these women and their strength. I hope this helps them both on their journeys to recovery.

“Innocent until proven guilty” is the standard in a court of law, not in the court of public opinion.