I don’t even listen to the Wu Tang Clan and I still think they should break their contract and release the album for free now, just to fucking spite the guy.

He once joked on Twitter about trying to buy Katy Perry’s guitar so he could get a date with her.

You kidding. Still waiting on the main course to be delivered. These are just the frog leg appetizers. I’ll finish eating when I damn well please.

Excuse me, America. Are you quite finished yet?

Don’t you mean Christiemas gift?

And I’m officially done with Slave Leia. I need a poster of this beside my bed.

Thank god she’s in a dress so I know she’s female now!

To be fair, he did try to give her the D, it just got intercepted and taken back for 6.

Her shade comes with a side of hair dressing.

Not telling the women he’s having unprotected sex with that he’s HIV+ is an extension of that whole woman beating thing imo.

No one should shame or stigmatize Charlie Sheen for being HIV positive. They should shame and stigmatize him for being a woman beater (and shooter) and a piece of garbage.

Saw a Trump bumper sticker.
Briefly thought about the insurance hit I would take if I plowed into the car.

So, having children should only be a luxury afforded to the affluent?

Pro-life is really pro-birth. Once they’re out you’re completely on your own.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

This is tragic of course but I really hate the whole “You’re leaving your baby with STRANGERS!!!” Um... no my husband and I actually visited the daycare, met the caregivers and did our research on whether or not the facility was licensed/the policies they follow. My daughter is now 2. She loves her caregivers. They…

So where is the pro-life, “pro-family” movement on this one?

Jennifer Aniston was replaced in Brad Pitt’s love life and everyone in the world has kept noticing for years and years and years.

Just this guy