They’re not Muslims, you dumb fuck. India is almost 80% Hindu. You’re too stupid to even be a good bigot.

Is that Bill from King of the Hill?

Ok, drinking game, every time someone says ‘furry’ take a shot.

I swear to jebus, if this is just some marketing campaign for a goddamned Meryl Streep film.....

“I’m already not interested. It’s just one big computer. This is Avatar”

FUCKING PRINCESS.

To the idiot nerd talking in the video: It is based on a computer game... sooo what did you expect?

What would a video game movie trailer be without some dismissive, hipster asshole mentioning “I’m already not interested” in the first ten seconds, as if he was forcibly conscripted to watch the trailer.

That guy, and I hope he is reading this...can eat my nuts.

It’s actually uncanny.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

Congratulations, anti-vaxxers. You did it! You saved her from autism!

Let’s do this...

The real Mark Twain plays the role of “dead man doing barrel rolls in the grave forever”

I have some awesome original Polly Pockets for the low, low price of “I’ll accept anything over $100,000!”

The way she is holding this like brass knucks says it all. Step off bitches.

Like I don’t have my ass already handed to me on 150cc mode...

Meet Natalia Kills and Willy Moon

I think this is honestly the best Mel C has ever looked.

I love this GIF almost as much as I love Sporty Spice.

I'm sorry.