Maybe Jessica likes to curl up on the couch in a Snuggie and eat her night cheese rather than schmooze. It's a valid lifestyle choice!

Forever alone...

Given the way penguins store food and hold eggs on their feet, can they just act as their own U-hauls after the second date?

Jewish lesbian penguins?

Just want to say fuck the haters LA Noire was a magnificent game, and I wish there were more like it.

And the video is being shot by Terry Richardson. Nobody betta say shit about her being a feminist. No ma'am. She is not.

Not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed Jezebel didn't eviscerate Lady Gaga for featuring R Kelly on a track called "Do What You Want With My Body." URGH.

Every time I hear about "Sound of Music Live! on NBC," I have to remind myself that it's a real thing that happened and not just a 30 Rock joke.

Go fuck yourself, Bismarck.

I'm sorry this comedian makes you so unhappy that you had to read the article, watch the videos and then comment on them.

His co-anchor gets all the internet points for keeping a straight face.

Just to clarify for some people. This is NOT America.

You sure you aren't from Canada?

Few men have made as huge an impact on our collective idea of badassery as Bruce Lee, Happy Birthday to the Dragon!!

You'll forever regret admitting that

1. why does Taylor Swift pretend to be starstruck at every awards show

Super Mario 3D World is a terrific video game. It's just not a very good Wii U game.

Why do you guys insist on trying to make the Wii U seem (technically) equal to or better than the PS4 and XBO? We get it, Nintendo games look and play great, but they aren't as demanding as the other games coming out.