No way she could have been purple. Purple people have been extinct since 1958.

Not that I’m calling the long lost family members bigoted but I find people who mention the color purple (heh) in discussions about race are almost always the type of racist who keeps their bigotry under wraps.

I mean they do have a lord in the family

She probably wore Prada baby socks with Gucci baby shoes.

The Second Coming of Kanye (pun intended).

gross, dude gross

Absolutely not. Kids are like Pokemon, you have to collect them all!

That is seven shades of screwed up. Is her husband’s family a divine-right monarchy of a tiny island nation?

Wait, Holly and Bridget are applesauce? Makes sense. Easy on the dentures.

“Kanye loves Nori more than anything, but to make his world complete, he wanted a little boy, an heir,” says a source close to West.

There is a lady here who has a son. He has autism. She has had 9 more children to get another son. All girls. Her in-laws all are chipping in to pay for sex-selective in vitro for the next try. I sympathize with her, but....damn.

“to make his world complete, he wanted a little boy, an heir,” says a source close to West.

Well, that’s why they’d wear gloves you’d think.

Near the end of Henry VIII’s first marriage.

OK, I checked. The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel comes out on Blu-ray July 14

An heir? When is this anonymous source from?

Below is the ad I saw next to the headline “Hugh Hefner Watched Porn & Masturbated While I ‘Fake F***ed’ Girls”

I think she killed a pheasant.

I think this is the textbook definition of a shit-eating grin.

Per the Google, he’s worth 15 million bucks, so I ain’t worried. Besides, I hear that he’s up for the lead in James Cameron’ “Aquaman”. There’s rum that he might get the lead in Scorcesse’s “great Gatsby” remake.