John Oliver’s take on the Depp dog debacle:

Good. Fuck off Amber! We don’t want you or your potentially disease-ridden and damaging-to-our-ecosystem dogs. Just because you married some aging, loser, scarf-monster; doesn’t mean you get to be above the laws that protect our environment.

That picture of Kate and Kurt is so adorably silly.

Maybe I can take a vacation in Khloe’s life, with her money and resources.

can we petition to add pakalu to the tweet beat list?

Wow. Bethenny Frankel is really coming for Hilaria Baldwin’s attention whore crown.

This is some straight up racist bullshit.

i’m freaking out.

chris evans tho

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We finally see his birth certificate and it’s actually from Norway.

here’s another winner:

I support Zayn Malik identifying himself as the joker

Break a contemporary museum into pieces with the means you have chosen. Collect the pieces and put them together again with glue.

Every time I’m pooping while ordering eyebrow serum on the internet from Europe I feel like I’m in the fucking future Kat.