Its my observation that conservatives are congenitally incapable of recognizing irony, whether deliberate or unintended. What kind of humor do you get from people like that?

Having him on is a double slap in the face to someone like Soledad, who used to be a contributor there. Of course, that is the same network whose CEO was a co-producer on the first Apprentice as well as this #ApprenticeWhiteHouse... and that’s the same network where Mark Anthony Neal was dismissed for hinting that…

Larry the Cable Guy’s father was the principal at The King’s Academy, a private Christian prep-school in the land of polo ponies and Porsches where his son got his first diploma.

Conservatives aren’t funny. The comedians conservatives think are funny are...Larry the Cable Guy. Tim Allen. Sentient re-hashes of the same old unfunny shit from the last 50 years, sometimes packaged in a new way but always entirely predictable. 

And CNN put Corey Lewandowski on New Day this morning at 8am after he admitted lying regularly to the press under questtioning by Berke yesterday. Under oath.

These are the two questions we should all be asking:

Congresswoman Pressley must be protected at all costs. The right-wingers have targeted her.

And points out that the FBI didn’t interview like 25 potential witnesses.

Ivanka is cursed with her father’s weak chin and tiny mouth. Yet for some reason, she decided to get those giant veneers which only accentuates her small features. 

“I’ve seen some comments from people who are saying it’s my privilege or my money that got me here, but that’s not the case.”

I would NEVER. Most of my best friends started being my best friends by saying “I thought you were a bitch because you look mad all the time but you’re really nice.” If you can overcome the barrier of my RBF, you’re worth knowing.

Where on the male anatomy do we inject botox to stop men from telling women to smile?

Hey captain rim job read the fucking rule book. The commissioner can suspend him under the personal conduct policy. You know like Ben Roethlisberger who was accused but never went to trial. I mean if your head wasn’t up your ass you’d know this. Run along pillow biter.

Patriots Fans- “Yeah but he was with The Steelers.” “He’s ours now.” Uh sure. Dear NFL if you can take people off the field for arbitrary stuff like taking a fertility drug you can suspend this asshole.

Damn it. Thank you. Castro seemed a little pissed. And he probably IS pissed that he continues to be expected to treat another white guy talking out of his ass with reverence. And if Biden can’t formulate a response to some legitimate criticism, clarify his policy, and stop interrupting everyone, thats on him.

Am I bad person for not wanting to think/care about about the democratic primaries and which one of the 75 candidates I want to vote for until about a week before it’s time to actually like vote in the primary?

my African American

So let me get this straight. His take is that trump has a white superiority complex. He only appoints white people to the bench because he thinks white people are superior. He sees trump’s party as “pursuing a ‘pro-white’ agenda and using black people like him as ‘political pawns.’” BUT, he wouldn’t call trump racist.

And we wonder why survivors choose to stay silent.

I was shaking my head 2 years ago. Now I have no use for Pelosi, or any other of these Dems that don’t act with urgency on this. I also have no use for anyone telling me to wait for 2020 to vote Trump out. Why in the world should I trust a system with a messy electoral college that can spread votes in ways that don’t…