I knew Trump was going to do something stupid or even dangerous during his “vacation” and Congress’ recess.

Wish my mother had nicer things to say about him.

We sure love apple cider doughnuts here in New England.

New Zealand seems nice. I heard Sweden still has underground shelters though, plus it’s part of my ancestry.

I’m going to start saving up money so I can flee the country before the bombing happens. Any suggestions for a country that I should stay relatively safe in?

I hate being around stupid people and people who say stupid things.

Awesome! Hopefully we can kick out Sununu next time!

Isn’t NH fun? I live in the southern half of the state and I feel like the only Democrat in the area.

My state’s happy to hand over the registration data. Also, our governor just signed a Fetal Homicide bill.

Doesn’t she have another stupid PETA commercial to star in?

Yeah, I call bullshit on that. This is clearly to distract us from the Russia investigation.

Unfortunately, yes. Doesn’t mean I actually interact with her.

Despite the fact that she’s with a woman, my mom is still homophobic. Earlier this evening she was telling me how she saw two teenage boys hugging and kissing each other and how she thought it was “so gross”. I’m not surprised at all though.

This reminds me of the time my sister, who’s a nurse, had a patient who demanded that she have a “North American” nurse. Apparently she thought my sister was Hispanic since she has dark brown hair and brown eyes.

Good. They can have her. As well as Trump and all the republicans who want to turn the U.S into the Soviet union.

It’s CNN, what did you expect?

Well, I WAS planning on watching ABC’s special on Watergate tonight, but then I saw that they included interviews with Bill O’Reilly and Roger Stone.

Make him drink the water from those homes too.

Dumb bitch!

This is one reason why I hate pop stars.