I know this is off topic but. . .

Odd. My dad claims canned food is bad for her, but I shouldn’t take advice from him. I usually feed her Blue Buffalo weight management dry food but that obviously hasn’t worked.

Anyone have any suggestions for helping my cat lose weight? She’s gained over 4 pounds since I adopted her and it doesn’t help that she’s food obsessed.

I just read something earlier today about how the U.S isn’t prepared for the next biothreat. So thanks to Trump, we’re all screwed when the next pandemic hits.

World War Z. I thought it was an appropriate choice for the direction the world’s heading.

Probably President Clinton. Don’t ask me why. My dad’s a bullshiter just like his father.

I know, I hear that bullshit from my dad all the time.

For a moment I thought the headline said Kendrick Lamar.

I feel like someone should save those cats from her. And that someone is me.

I hope that’s the case.

Gorgeous hair! Also, those cupcakes look so cute. My mom used to be a cake decorator when I was little and these look like ones she decorated years ago.

Coincidentally I just started reading World War Z, which to be honest I would rather have happen right now.

Well, looks like I’m gonna die a virgin. Guess I tried online dating for nothing.

I’ll celebrate after August. My sister’s getting married on the 11th. Also our birthdays are in August.

How about Chernobyl?

I doubt it will do anything regarding Trump raising tensions with North Korea.

And Russia, don’t forget them.

I hope Putin responds by releasing a certain video of Trump.

So now we can’t do anything about Putin OR Assad. How lovely.

At this point, I would rather have an alien invasion, and the aliens end up taking Trump, Putin, Assad, and every awful dictator in the world.