We love the blue ones!

To me that's mental! I don't think we've ever given a shit about the red ones in the UK!!

Yes, this too I believe is more often than genuine "I CAN'T CONTROL MY VOLUUUMMMMMEEEEEE!!!"

Thanks for clearing that up!

WAIT.

FAIL!!!!!!!

What the fuck is a fizzer??

SO WHICH ONE IS IT?

Two words:

My honest view is that the majority of the time, the louder the woman, the less the enjoyment. It's like;

I think that would involve less "Ah oui.." and more "Putain BORDEL de MERDE!"

oh my god. What kind of person answers their door and then SHOOTS SOMEONE IN THE HEAD? I mean, what kind of fucking stupid self defense claim do you even have for someone ON YOUR PORCH. And then to not even call 911? What kind of animals are these people/is this person?

lol, yes, a very accurate translation.

I am TOTES jealous of your dreamy sexual tryst.

But is your nose large and straight, or large and crooked?

Even though I have no idea what he looks like now, I used to have a hugely inappropriate crush on this one (He's BEAUTIFUL, but I clearly never bothered to learn his name. Bit too religious for my tastes. AND FAR TOO YOUNG).

Watching Scrubs doesn't qualify as a nursing degree.

I read this comment out loud and the whole country dropped 5 IQ points.

That's a genius idea.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO TRAVEL AROUND THE US TO HARASS ALL THESE PEOPLE?!?!?