That's because wimmin are NEVER happy, amirite?

Let's do it.

GOD I hate Vogue with the passion of one thousand suns, all set to explode in a glorious blaze of radiation soaked rage.

I'll take your word for it, but WEIRD. Other than gare du nord I can literally think of no worse place to hang out in Paris.

WELP, at least they look good!

mais bah non! les couturiers sont "the dress makers", et les routuriers sont "the commoners" !

Ah yes, I remember them making jokes about it - she gets taken off as top cheerleader or something. I thought it was just a plot line!

That's crazy - other than around Christmas, and the crazy old French ladies I have never seen actual French people around CE - it's always been tourists!!

Mais ce n'est pas très importante si on comprend ou pas, ce n'est past une robe pour nous, les roturieres!

I actually love it, except for the slinky around the neck. Why?? In case she gets bored later?

That kids expression is genius

Well if I'm taking her skin and boobs it would be kind of rude to leave the necklace...

I have to say that this mindless speculation about something so pointless has actually really cheered me up, having just spent 15 minutes scraping solidified sausage fat out of a pan. Of sausages that I didn't eat myself.

I am definitely not a boob doctor, but the under boob incision was how a distance relative had hers done no more than 5 years ago. I think there are three main ways - one through the belly button, one where you cut off the nipple then sew it back on, and then underboob. I thought it was whatever method the doctor…

I think it depends on the size of the implant, but underboob is a normal place to make the incision for the implant. I've seen a number of women with scars that extend up to here.

Trick of the light, or breast surgery scar?

I didn't twig it was a video (I'm VERY tired...) but yes!

Even sadder then really. :(

lol, if I was a dude I would be totally offended by this.

God, of course yes. I'm not expecting this to turn into some big media circus or anything. It's just....he's put that statement in the public sphere. If his kid ever looks back, they could well be like "wow. So my dad was super happy to have me then".