Janelle Monáe is fantastic - I will admit I’m not a huge fan of her music but I am a HUGE fan of her face, her style, her personality, and her teeth. Yes, her teeth. She just seems like such a chill, amazing woman with a fabulous pair of pearly whites.
Kay is going down with the ship
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Wait, Janelle Monea found a pair of pants that wasn’t “cropped” to flood length? Where?
A friend of mine likes to call this film “The Fish Fucking Movie,” which would’ve been an AMAZING title.
No fan fiction needed. The Swamp Thing comics had plenty of freaky erotica to begin with.
Fish are not sexy. Do you see Furries throwing on fish outfits? Nope. If the Furries don’t like it then it can’t be a thing. But for a second let’s suppose it is (because it is Friday and my brain is nasty), would you smear slime over the rubber suit as an extra turn on?
But for real though - would it have been any better for him to show up to the awards show and present?
hard LOL with this
That sounds positively delightful! I love my pods to have a warm, fondant center.
what in the hell are you talking about?? Wash your crock pot!!
Either your crock pot has rotted or you don’t know how to cook, because crock pots are the shit.
I hate Jack.
why are you here
exactly! Your comment made me think of Chris Brown showing up in a suit made from white roses.
Milquetoast: A word that looks and sounds like so much more than it is.
Megyn Kelly is the opposite of a journalist. She’s the crazy member of a mom’s Facebook group who they keep around because everyone secretly likes reading her crazy, crazy posts.
I admit I was really happy when Billy Bush got fired and I still don’t like him and I’m not sure if this act is 100% sincere but you know? I kind of don’t mind at this point. I like that he’s talking about bystander abuse. I like that he’s acknowledging his role in what happened. I guess what I’m saying is that while…
Did you see the recent photos of Matilda? She’s almost taller than her mom now. That fucking wrecked me the other day. All these years she’s had to grow up without him.
Tyrannosaurus Sex
