If he decides to venture out into porn I think Chase Banks has a nice ring to it.

This will be followed by a television series about a group of twentysomethings who saw this movie about a group of women reading a book and were inspired.

Here’s the deal: yes, I did vote for Trump

I want to pass away

Me, defiantly:

All new, original movie

Man, thank God we kept the Clinton family from increasing its personal wealth through the presidency, amirite, guys?

It’s mariJUANa, not marijuanA

Like all those nasty body sprays and horrible perfumes and colognes.

You should really turn that fucking Note 7 in and get another phone that has a far lower chance of exploding.

The biggest problem with _______ is that for every one person who is respectable about it as you are there are at least a dozen doing it wrong and douchey.

This really, really sucks. I know vaping has a bad wrap, but there are plenty of people who aren’t douchebags about it and they have used vapes as a way to stop smoking cigarettes which is a good fucking thing. I vape, I don’t do “cloud” bullshit and I am respectful of people around me (as in I don’t do it in public…

I still would. I CAN’T HELP IT.

Adult women should not say “vay jay jay”. Ever.

No wonder none of her stepkids want anything to do with her. It’s not about being trans, it’s about being such a petty little person that she’d use her memoir to smear a dead man while simultaneously making it all about how jealous said dead man supposedly was of Bruce Jenner.

Sensodyne all damn day you guys. Why do the other brands even exist? It makes your teeth hurt less, it tastes nice, it comes in multiple varieties (current: the whitening ‘repair’ formula, dentist recommended) and it’s PASTE, not goop.

This type of thoughtfulness is how I learned about something called “Ash Wednesday”.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

No, women hate sex.