busy’s uber ride sounds fine. after 39 hours stuck in ATL airport, we got an uber from DFW at midnight and our driver would not shut. the fuck. up. telling me all about his son who is semi-pro ice hockey and how he trains all the athletes in texas, etc. etc.

Is anyone good enough for Ryan Phillippe? He is way too cute.

I got my dream job. Literally my dream job. I start in May. I am freaking out. I now have to quit my job and move and start this huge new process but I’m so fucking thrilled and I can’t believe it. Holy shit. It’s not quite official but I’m waiting for my contract to be sent to me (Tuesday) before I announce it but…

wtf. Usually the gate agents are fucking ruthless about closing the doors on time.

“White...literal poisons.”

This is the new modus opperandi for terrorists, rather than planes and bombs in most places. It is less conspicuous and they don’t have to kill themselves.

How is this not terrorism? They did not say “radical islamic terrorism”, they just said it was an act of terror. Driving a truck into a random building to kill people is an act of terror, full stop.

I’ve been sitting in my office this afternoon hearing the sirens and chaos outside. I’ve had to feel the complete horror of calling everyone you know to see if they’re safe, freaking out if someone doesn’t pick up. We always feel so safe here, I could seriously not believe it when I saw the news. I was just thinking…

No.

Drew Barrymore?

My hatred for the infinite scroll is record breaking, too.

yeah but men can’t get cervical cancer so, seems like a moot point idk lady problems man

According to the article, “he also wants the judge to order her to stop.” I chuckled a bit at this part. But she should stop though.

Looks more of rebound club to me.

LESBIANS, HOW DO THEY WORK

Some day, if he wanted to, Stern could write a hell of a tell-all. The things he gets people to discuss in front of a mic, imagine what he’s heard off-the-record.

Sophia Amoruso is an executive producer, so don’t hold your breath. This is just another example of the winners writing history.

On the plus side, Carrie lives and everyone else dies...

This is an embarrassing look for you.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with peeing in the shower, and I’ll bet a lot more people do it than admit to it!