My race does not give me the privilege to cut off my nose to spite my face. Funny how we can be in the same group and see things so differently.

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I will forever regret that this woman isn’t our president. If we manage to live past this decade without Trump starting a nuclear war I hope some of his voters regret that as well.

She should have been president...

Teenage boys in trench coats have lost some cachet the last 18 years or so.

Yeah, dumbass spellings are the worst.

I don’t actually know who Cory Gamble is, but I know to my core that he can do better.

Can we also arrest and persecute people who like blast their shitty music or play their beep-bop-bop-bip video games on the subway without wearing headphones?Those tinny sounding speakers aren’t making your crap jams any better, my dude!

You have bad taste and are a bad person.

I am calling the cops on you right now.

Me too! This whole article I’ve been like, “How did I miss the big fake dick?!?!”

I watched this episode Sunday night and honestly did not even notice the dick out. It was such an intense scene and I think I was more focused on the faces.

I will never understand that. If you want to give your kid an unusual name then give them an unusual name. Do not give them a normal name with a made up spelling that requires them to spell it out to every single person who needs to write it down.

This. Having a normal name with a ‘unique’ spelling is just a pain in the ass with very little benefit. Look at my name above. Now tell me whether you read it as Bryon (correct, pronounced like Brian) or your brain naturally transposed it to the more common Byron (incorrect). I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had…

Preach. Mine gave me a trashy 80s name and then compounded the travesty by spelling it weird. My mom loves it to this day. I reacted the same way you did. People need to realize that their kid’s name is not a reflection of how cool and irreverent yet traditional and original they are. Your kid has to live with…

Her name in English is not uncommon (though not overplayed, YET), spelled the usual way, and considered very pretty. I’m hoping that will satisfy her. She also has two middle names and I plan to encourage her to go by any of her names she wishes.

No Ben Bailey?! I always had a weird crush on that guy- he was so sweet, even when the people gave the worst answers!

How large are the raccoons where you live? Remind me never to visit there.

I kept waiting for it to start screaming or turn murderous. Somehow, I think this was worse.