Sorry, off-topic, but happy Nowruz and happy Spring, everyone!

Bread pudding. Really, really ugly bread pudding.

Where do I unlock that bonus :(

http://tiny.cc/brewjy

And send the bill to the mother, I’d imagine. Just what she needs after her difficult abortion: unnecessary crippling debt.

I can smell the herb through my screen.

He looks like the dipshit Home Alone burglar who isn’t Joe Pesci

BAN CIS MEN. FROM EVERYTHING.

So, he’s single?

Or have a headache.

yes duh

... which, combined, reveal intimate information about the user’s sexual habits.

“We would never tell mom implicitly when to start,” he said.

I’m incredibly old, and I remember well that my friends and I watched American Bandstand religiously (mostly on my best friend’s TV, which was a huge, clumsy, black-and-white cabinet set, an RCA if I’m remembering correctly—this was back in the day, when TV stations signed off late at night and came back on with the…

Any word on gay kids in high school drama clubs? Any gays in the school play? What’re the chances?

I feel all sorts of sad for these closeted kids, of course, but I also love this story. It’s important to be able to look back on heteronormative institutions and see the queer reality beneath the surface. It helps to destroy the myth that things were “better” and “normal” [again, read: heteronormative] in the “good…

Braison sounds like a fancy way to cook duck

The most shocking part of this dirt bag was finding out Noah Cyrus is a woman so then I looked up the children of Billy Ray Cyrus and they all have very unfortunate names (Miley was formerly Destiny Hope, there’s a son named Braison Chance? and then Noah).

like, maybe a farcical seth mcfarland western?