Wife & I decided that we were not going to spank JujyJr. We do time-outs and (temporarily) withheld things (TV, play date, etc). Luckily, he’s pretty well behaved and polite so it doesn’t come up too often

I’m grabbing a bowl of popcorn and keeping my mouth shut for this one.

Lena Dunham’s period has lasted 13 days.

But is this really a “biopic”? It seems like it’s a goofy show that doesn’t purport to be a serious take on the deep inner life and struggles of MJ.

Girl, I remember on election night a man visiting from Canada messaged me on Grindr. Needless to say I broke modern medical science, impregnated myself with triplets as a contingency and am now planning an early spring wedding at a Dave and Busters in Ontario.

No, but you can buy the “I’m WOKE” earrings - the POC set is really cute!

And then you have me, the white boy- an even further step of cluelessness.

This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

It’s clear everyone involved is lying but it’s not clear exactly why they are lying. Everyone know you all are just a bunch of fascists, why wouldn’t you be working together?

Merde.

Sure no problem. Birth control coverage will be totally gone and the cost of birth control will go up by around 760%.

“We’re loading a gun here,” Rep. Tom MacArthur of New Jersey said, according to the Associated Press. “I want to know where it’s pointed before we start the process.”

Ralph is mighty Fiennes!

I love Wayne Brady and he obviously got a great deal to star in the show.

Anyways Ralph is better Fiennes.

Can it happen when he is driving around Pence, McConnell and Ryan?

Ohhh I had one of those boy-short tankinis when I was like 14 or 15 because I didn’t know what to do with all those little short ‘n curlies on my bikini line. Quick way to learn about camel-toe, though!

in other news, My Mother asked me what a Golden Shower was.