Oh for gods sake, let the prisoners fuck every once in a while!  I bet they would be way more chill if they could just fuck sometimes.

Not sure how this is relevant but I like it a lot so maybe the emu is emo and truly does believe in star-crossed love and this will truly work out.

Think Vegas has the highest count.  Think this just means that it is the second highest this year?  The phrasing is a little confusing.

I watched the first episode of Camping and have never been more bored. 

Let us place our bets!  I’ve got my money on angry middle aged white dude with priors for domestic violence.  A woman who wronged him was out dancing at the bar last night, and he finally decided it was time to make her pay.  Put me in for $20. 

Nope. It isn’t making fun of this man who died. It is pointing out the flawed logic of “a good guy with a gun will always stop a bad guy with a gun” because that is the bullshit argument the NRA funded GOP totes out every fucking time this shit happens. Now that we have clear evidence that that simply is not true, I’m…

Eh, I’d fuck him. 

That has worked so well in the past!

I’m really glad I voted early. I still waited in line for about an hour, but that sure is better than four. NOT THAT IT FUCKING MATTERED. I could have probably won the election too if I fucking cheated. A kindergartner could tell you that the person who is in charge of the votes should not also be someone who would…

Massachusetts is arguably the most liberal state in the country. I do not understand why everyone is so shocked that we do progressive things.

True. Maybe if no one with a large public reach talks about voting and there are no reminders or positive examples of it, everyone will just happen to intuit that it is THAT important and will know what dates early voting happens in which states and when and how you register and just remember to do it on the day it…

Ok so thank you for confirming that you understand that I was not asking for examples of songs she has written about people she used to date (fucking whatever) but examples of her using specific names in her songs, such as Ariana did in the song that this article is about.  If you exist in America, the chance that you…

Yes, no one argued that she writes songs about her ex’s, but I asked for specific examples where she lists them by name, such as Ariana does in the song this article is about.  Every single musician writes songs about their ex’s, but this entire conversation is about name dropping.  And wow, amazing that you were…

She look like a Weeble.  

Joseph Joseph Uni-tool. I never use the “spoon” side of it, but the spatula side is really perfection (except for maybe a grilled cheese). I can push shit around, it also has slots so I can scoop something and drain it, it is curved and small enough for stirring. I use it for everything.

Joseph Joseph Uni-tool. I never use the “spoon” side of it, but the spatula side is really perfection (except for…

It is irrelevant because this is an article about Ariana Grande and her new song. Taylor Swift has nothing to do with Ariana Grande or her new song. She is not a part of this narrative whatsoever. And to mention her by name in the article is purposely just to say something bad about her (using certain negative words…

Taylor Swift, who litters her hits with references to the many men she’s been involved with, airing dirty laundry with little self-reflection.

“Hey guys, this thing I have been publicly parading to the whole world, airing every single detail of to anyone who will listen and even to those who are begging me to stop, is none of your business!” - Pete Davidson

THANK YOU. A life saving surgery or necessary home repair does not count as extravagant, it is just an expensive thing that you just have to pay for.  I just bought all new tires, but I wouldn’t brag about it as some kind of extravagance, it is just a thing I needed so I could like drive my car around.  An…

Just want to say that Jez readers are lame af. Our most extravagant purchases are like houses and HVAC systems?!?!  People commenting like, omg do my medical bills or college tuition count?!  Pretty sure the post is meant for something like renting a porsche in the Italian countryside or some shit, but I mean, I don’t…