I guess I am operating under the assumption that the 13 year old in the article has yet to birth a child, and is therefore pretending to be a mom as opposed to being a real mom. However, my entire comment is deeply sarcastic commentary on how the woman who wrote this article did so in the exhausting way that only a…
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I obviously don’t know either of these people, and admittedly don’t know much about them either, but this is a couple I would have assumed were just each drawn from a hat. But whatever works!! They look happy!
Ok yeah they’ve got big wings, but costume? At least like Kylie’s has some pizazz and Kendall and Kourtney have other pieces that make it look more interesting, but Kim and Khloe are just wearing a bra and panties (which I didn’t see from behind but assume is a thong). I mean, even college girls whose costume is…
This article was written by a REAL MOM who can not tolerate anyone who maybe indicates that they look down on REAL MOMS no matter their age or other affiliations. She is a MAMA BEAR and will attack anyone who comes at her CUBS so don’t even!
Another thing to consider is that being exhausted all the time because you had kids is not an achievement or an enviable position. I don’t work 80 hours a week and it is dope. I have free time and eat whatever I want for dinner and watch tv for adults and just decide to leave the house on a whim. I can stay up super…
Think it’s Neck.
I am the oldest by 11, 13, and 17 years and I was pretty much just an employee- er, intern I guess. My parents would just go fuck off and leave me with their brats and now I hate children! Not sure how this quite fits in to our narrative here other than to say that huge age gaps between your children sucks and they…
I like tired mom costume because it is poking fun at real tired mom who never shuts up about being tired and tells you you don’t know the meaning of tired because you don’t have a baby and blah blah blah blah...ugh I’m annoying myself just thinking about it.
Was going to have some choice words until I realized you must be kidding and this list is surely a joke!
Think your chances are better than mine; Cobb is where all of the most racist people I know live. Not really Smyrna, but hooo boy Marietta sure is a piece of work. Doubt they’re going to waste much time campaigning in Midtown.
I already voted for Stacey Abrams, but I will still open the door for Oprah.
I would like to extend the request to please not play ‘Happy’ to EVERYONE as that is one of the most annoying songs ever made.
Does THIS make me a-list yet?!
Spot on use of italics.
I don’t think most people are actually angry. It is just kind of funny and mindless to banter about it. If you have encountered someone who is genuinely irate about how he eats a burrito, suggest that they seek help to deal with their obvious anger issues.
Wow, let us all have a moment of silence for Kavanaugh’s life that we ruined so wholly. How he suffers, the poor man. Truly shameful.
Damn it, I really should scroll for five seconds before posting!
Waking life can be a nightmare, this much we know, and in the spirit of that, we kick off Jezebel’s favorite time of year: Our annual scary stories contest, in search of YOUR most terrifying and fucked up real-life stories.
I don’t understand what it means that their faces had to be resurrected? That doesn’t make sense. Reconstructed maybe?