I think you’re willfully missing my point!

lololololol imagine any other woman in America telling that to her employer

I never watched it I admit, but how much of the sex did they actually show?  I can get vague motion under a blanket on primetime!  

You can literally find anything you could ever want to watch pornhub.  They have anything from a woman taking off her top to the most disgusting shit you could ever watch and everything in between.  There is no lack whatsoever.  

Are those two photos really the same people?

I never understood the appeal of softcore porn to begin with, and I especially can’t figure out why anyone would watch it now.  As a straight woman, I truly don’t give a damn about just watching like a topless woman sitting on a stool.  Here in 2018, everyone has real porn right in their pocket.  

That makes sense.  I don’t know anything about it really, but I know there are a lot of illnesses that can be triggered by stress and the resulting lessened immune systems.  Sorry for your loss, hope you are doing better now.  

Is shingles a stress induced illness??

It is especially odd given that he has talked before about being a big HP fan.  Harry Potter being an insanely famous series of books.  I get that they also made movies, which I also love, but usually big fans of the series are big fans of both.  It is just so weird that his fandom lies solely in the movies.  He is…

Wow!  Good looks, brains, AND he is articulate?!  Bummed he is spoken for, but at least that probably won’t last long.  Was this photo taken after he attempted the Kylie Jenner challenge?  Swoon. 

OH. MY. GOD. 

Not sure why I would want to be both always sober and alive even longer.

True, but I don’t listen to her or the radio, so I should be safe. 

I can’t wait until I can stop hearing about his dick and their undying love and blah blah shut the fuck up already. 

Says people who never has any sex.

Before I read the caption I was squinting at his face and literally thinking to myself “who is this old dude?” and then I read Nick Cannon and was like ohhhhhhh honey.  

wut?

*with Brad on this.  Holy shit that is a jumble. 

How much more money does Angie, a multimillionaire, need for it to become “meaningful”? Of course we don’t know all of the details, but based on what is available, I am fully on Brad with with. She seems now, and always has seemed, like a nightmare. Of course he needs to contribute to their support, but in what way is…

Same.  Mine legit grow like a damn headband across my forehead.  I keep them neat and separate, but they are still huge.  I was always out of fashion with them until suddenly big brows were in and people would legit stop me on the street and be like omg how do you do your brows! They stayin’.