After getting the BBQ, will you be...drum roll...straight outta Compton?

I know... I’m the great Satan and I don’t even have a single virgin... let alone seven! *cry

They street raced in Southern California ... something what locals do every minute there.

“street race traffic on the 405”

Fuck off dipshit

I <3 this comment, while also street racing.

I lived in LA for 13 years and never once saw a street race.

YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP ON ACCOUNT OF ALL THE STREET RACING GOING ON OUTSIDE RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

True, our collective knowledge on the .01% is probably still a bit lacking. However IF the cars are still here, you would think that Beverly Hills or LA could swing their political powers to prevent them from leaving (by finding some loophole or something). Would be nice to stick it to the Sheikh by (at least…

Your missing the point. Those jackwagons come to our country and act like they can get away with anything and not be held responsible for their actions. You visit a foreign country and obey their rules... local resident or not.

I would have hoped that being “the great Satan” would have netted me something better than a 2001 Accord.

Think of how much cash that LaFerrari could have gotten at the illegal chop shop!

Yup, all we do in LA is street race. I went out and ran an 8-mile street race this morning, making sure to run every stop sign and drift every corner. I’m street racing in my office at home right now, but I plan on street racing down to Compton to get some BBQ later, then street race to run some errands. Hopefully I…

good, he might know about cars, that’ll be handy

One would think that the vehicles weren’t the first priority though. That and wouldn’t there be customs or other declaration type issues to deal with?

I believe Axel was from Detroit...

Oh I know. I’m the great Satan. I feel soooo powerful.

I think I know just the man to find these guys

we’re a corrupting influence, don’t ya know?

How about the cars? Can they be located and impounded pending the investigation? Surely they cant be out of the country already... (or does a metric ton of cash allow such rapid transport?)