I did crew for a hot minute in college and the first time we did a 20K test the coach was like “you’ll probably throw up at the end. It’s cool.” I freaking LOVED rowing and I think Claire Underwood has helped convince my husband that we need to get an erg of our own. I can’t even imagine doing 30 minutes. Kudos!!

I’ve definitely hijacked a bookclub meeting or two to talk about my diva cup. I want the whole world to know!

I have a friend who is royally messed up because of how horribly her older brother treated her, and still treats her to this day, and they’re all adults! She can’t do a single thing right, and it’s heartbreaking because the rest of her family is lovely. He’s hurting somewhere deep inside and he takes it out on…

Bella Thorne is a person? Not a vampire from Twilight?

No kidding. This makes me feel old and I’m not old! Yes, of course I knew Harrison Ford was in American Graffiti and that he has always been hot. Where has everyone been?

Her voice is amazing. I’m going to miss it so much!

ooooh, white tea! I just got a sample from a local shop of white tea essential oil and I’m obsessed!

I have my dad’s last name, and my mom’s last name is one of my middle names. It makes for a super long name, but it’s mine and it’s wonderful and I love it. There has been zero confusion in my entire life due to me and my brother not having the same last name as my mom. If we have kids, they can have Mr. Ville’s last…

My brother does the best Stuart impression and it just kills me every time. I still feel like whenever I say “stop it!” I accidentally say it like Stuart and nobody gets the reference. This will be so good.

I honestly didn’t know they shouldn’t be flushed until just a couple of years ago :-/ I always thought the signs meant not to flush the applicators down and I was like “pfft, who the heck would do that?”

Have you tried Alo yoga clothes? They came up on my Instagram a while back and I’m intrigued, but haven’t heard much about their stuff. I just like that they’re high rise!

Big butt/hips/thighs girl here - I found a pair of leggings in the “unstinkable” fabric on the Athleta sale rack a few months ago and I am absolutely smitten. I’m trying to find the name of them but no luck so far :-/ But try their “straight up” capris - they’re always, always on super sale and they’re some of the…

You mean to tell me your husband isn’t at home babysitting the kids?

The Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss!!! It’s my life’s mission to get everyone to read his books. Not one person has been disappointed, yet. :)

The Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss!!! It’s my life’s mission to get everyone to read his books. Not one…

Please put presents under it and forego a tree.

I want to say the Creation Museum in Kentucky (pretty sure it’s in KY) gets most of its revenue from rides and shows, and not so much the museum. I think that’s where Ken Ham and Bill Nye had their “debate” a few years back. Part of me really really wants to go to the museum, but I’m conflicted about paying any monies…

Eggggzactly. Long distance for 4 years, and we both have really wonderful friends of the opposite gender that we want to see whenever possible, but many times our respective schedules don’t work out to do it together, so we have drinks and dinners with those people whenever the hell we want. Plus, he has some women…

My family has never really done gifts. I just go out with my dad and say “hey, I like this” and he says “do you want that for Christmas?” and he buys it for me and pretends to not let me see. My husband has always thought it was crazy, because his family is big on having tons of gifts under the tree and going off of…

My family has never really done gifts. I just go out with my dad and say “hey, I like this” and he says “do you want…

I’m ALL about the extended family Google Drive Christmas lists. I get to put exactly what I’d like, but I also end up utilizing it all throughout the year when I can’t think of what to get my brothers and sisters-in-law for their birthdays.

I’m ALL about the extended family Google Drive Christmas lists. I get to put exactly what I’d like, but I also end…

This is the third year now that I’ve told myself “Ok, Kawville, wait to read these in the daytime” and then it’s 12:30 at night and my eyes are watering and I’m still scaring the ever-loving sh!t out of myself.