wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut? Haha. I've been to Palm Desert for a work convention. Noooooope. I went to a nice spa in the hotel, though. That's really all that stands out about that trip. Oh, stop. [moves to Tampa] He's going to Tampa? Why the hell would he do that?!?!

I don't know man, 116?!? Fuuuuuuuuck that. LOL God, yes. Football. G-Men can't be worse than last year. I'm really expecting good things this season. My expectations are waaaaaay high. I will be really sad if they play like last season. Like, reallllly sad. It's bad enough the Yankees prob won't make it passed the reg…

Exactly! We are in agreement on that. UGH - hurricane season for you. I've been there in August in hurricanes; it sucks. So, the humidity here has been like 80%. WTF?!? I'm not happy about that. Haha. My friend lives near Phoenix. She said she almost died getting her mail. Nooooo thanks, 116!!! I'll just stay here. At…

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

Yep. You are. And we're division rivals. How's Florida, btw? LOL That is the best GIF I've ever seen in my life. I can't stop watching it. Haha. Addiction level- high. Hilarity level- all the laughs.

It's even more gross and untoward once you realize how little money is actually guaranteed.

Woman: Oh . . . oh my. I guess everything really is bigger in Texas . . .

Baseball is lovely. Off topic- foooooootbaaaaaall. You need to see something. Look at my last reply to Hi, I'm Nibby. Dat GIF OMG LOL

Hey, back! Awwww. I was, ummmm, a baby. Haha. I did read about it as my love for baseball history grew. Tragic. :(

I think what we're all thinking is: Peter needs to stop sharing photos of Dr. Z's brain scans.

Needs moar rascal scooters. and diabeetus.

I'm glad you shared. There are a lot of us around these parts that can appreciate and relate to that nostalgia. :)

I bet he has a lot of interesting stories about his ball landing in the rough.

I was thinking the exact same thing. I would also have been doubtful due to the Prius thing, but then I remembered this is SF.

Why did he leave out the part where he found a naked Mike Singletary eating a rat?

Poor three point stance. Sitting too far back, hand not ready to attack the opposition, and pad level too high. Do appreciate the lack of padding, Sammy Baugh would approve.

ABC 7 finally thought they got a real DPW guy on the phone, but his voice sounded the same and his name was Kareem Bigpoo-Jabbar.

"Man, fuck Bon Jovi."

I didn't read the article, but I assume he was driving a hybrid.

I'm curious as to how the male commenters here will find ways to crack jokes and make light of this horrific event. Please proceed. This promises to be a most informative thread.