If there was one thing holding the former team back, it was taking soccer too seriously.

DAMN YOU INVISIBLE ONIONS THAT ALWAYS SEEM TO FOLLOW ME AROUND WHENEVER THERE’S A CRAIG SAGER CLIP!

“If you were born white, you automatically have a monstrous advantage educationally, economically, culturally in this society.”

Autoplay video that doesn’t even have the punch.

Fuck me I had never seen that Troy Aikman video. I love you guys.

Connecting to Prodigy (Prodigy!) with a 14k modem, on our x386 beast with a huge red power switch on the side and monochrome monitor, and browsing the Sam Goody online music store, where you could actually purchase tapes and CDs that would be shipped to your house.

Unlikely. Scott Baio doesn’t get enough work to be able to afford the price tag Trump’ll put on it.

Damn. That’s a sweet joke.

So we’re all just supposed to forget that Jordan tried to bring back the Hitler mustache, thus opening the door for the mainstreaming of the alt-right, and the election of Trump?

I haven’t seen an NHL player’s parents this excited about him making it big since Jack Johnson made his debut.

No, he’s on the Knicks.

How much better would america be if pop went into politics and not sports?

The WNBA finals was going on?

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

Nice. Subtle.

an adult brawl at a Florida Little League game