Anyone who does the non-reboot-with-the-same-title thing deserves to have confused incorrect references in articles about their movie.

Haha, no, of course not!

My actual hot(?) take is that the early-2010s Looney Tunes Show, while very different from the classic stuff, is a top-notch animated sitcom.

How dare you besmirch Loonatics Unleashed like this!

Culvers also uses never-frozen beef and cooks burgers to order, before anyone responds to you with “but MAH FRESHNESS” bullshit.

Sweet is topped with Sprite (or equivalent), press is topped with 50/50 Sprite (or equivalent) and club soda, and sour is topped with Squirt (or... actually, wait, are there Squirt equivalents out there?). Sour is the way to go IMO; otherwise it’s just sweet on sweet on sweet.

Is Pearson’s a regional thing? I’m in the Twin Cities (where they’re located) so I’m always slightly baffled when people talk about Payday as anything but an inferior pretender.

Don’t you know? Having multiple universes automatically makes a movie Marvel schlock, despite *checks notes* literally everything else about it

Given what he seems to think “unresolved” means for television finales, I’m surprised The Sopranos wasn’t on Matt’s list.

Do Arbyses even have grills? IIRC there’s nothing on their normal menu that requires one. I gotta assume that’s why they do the deep-fryer thing instead of your eminently more reasonable suggestion.

It’s too bad the pH isn’t high enough for that to result in a grade-school volcano

No, for once in his life Hughes is right. The song is 40, the book is 50

If you’re not already, please use the worm costume photo as the header for all articles about Klum. Thank you.

Surely babies, who don’t know that their limbs belong to them, have a perfectly-formed sense of self.

Actually, lemme give a genuine response in addition to my snarky one:

Is this really the comedy you’re choosing to decry for marketing oversaturation in the summer that freakin Barbie came out?

100%. Fall products (including Halloween stuff) shouldn’t be available until after Labor Day, and Christmas products shouldn’t be available until after Halloween. Christmas music shouldn’t be played publicly until after Thanksgiving.

Yeah, this is just how Eurodance was as a genre. If anything, swapping out the “singer” just makes it a more accurate pastiche.

Nah, it’s funny because it’s a cop. I see parents eat it on slides occasionally, and it never elicits more than some sympathetic winces. An armed Enforcer of The Law just blasting down a slide with no children evident is funny because it takes cops’ flopping to pretend that their jobs are especially dangerous and lays…

Gee, it’s a pretty big oversight that all that “real news footage” doesn’t show any clips from that riot a couple years ago where a cop was actually killed!