So Moreno and Brie have to have some kind of deathmatch now, right? That’s how this feature works?

I don’t think regular burgers get a better reputation than turkey because people are judging by the best examples. I think it’s because, as you said, making a decent hamburger doesn’t require that much skill. Making a really good one does, but most people can form ground beef into a circle, put salt and pepper on it,…

Were the songs dubbed for non-English versions of the movie? If they were, and if they were dubbed by people who can actually sing (which... presumably you’d do, if you were already bothering to dub the songs) that removes one of the major problems with the movie.

Do you also avoid all adaptations because they don’t “matter” to the core continuity?

I assume Klemperer ended up like an arm wrestler with one over-muscled arm, except it was the muscles in one of his orbits.

You can already order a single taco! I do it all the time, because I have a toddler and it’s cheaper than their kid’s menu.

For a second I thought that was Kevin in the video, and I was like, “Holy shit, you don’t look anything like your picture!”

I just assumed he was Speed Director’s long-lost brother?

A-1 steak sauce is vegan.

Have a star for that pearl clutch.

My guess is that you just have a higher/healthier standard for what constitutes a “noticeably ill-behaved” child than a lot of people in this comment section.

I feel like this is something that doesn’t get brought up enough in discussions of Menace. I honestly kind of love Qui-Gon, Shady Space Grifter, but holy moly does he not work for what the movie is trying to do with him. Heck, I know the “cool” fan theory right now is that Jar Jar is a secret Sith lord, but Qui-Gon…

Pistols at dawn it is, then!

Sith gets the most praise, I think, because it has the most forward momentum. Like, the prequels are nominally about Anakin becoming Vader, right? But like 90% of that happens in Sith, which leaves it feeling more...consequential, I guess? And for some people, that’s enough to overlook all its glaring flaws. I’m still…

This sounds so boring that I don’t even blame you for getting 500 words into the review before you mention the movie.

Even the trainwrecks in a write-your-own-sketch challenge tend to be...interesting, or at least moreso than the consistent C- of pre-scripted challenges.

I mean, to be fair, a B+ from Dowd is like an A+++++++ from other critics, so...

I’m honestly surprised that this got such a high grade.

No, that’s how trademark works. Copyright is not reliant on enforcement, and any author who tries to tell their fandom otherwise is either lying or misinformed.

How do you feel about potatoes?