Look, matey, I know a dead building when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

Excuse me, is this elevator going to the right?

“No no, he’s resting.”

To be fair, a lot of Chinese things built without a set of Western-sourced blueprints look “Extremely Shoddy Up Close”.

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

Yeah but what about what I want?!!? /s

And they weren't slaughtered, they volunteered.

Those are normal dead cows. These are dead French cows of the finest quality, having eaten only from vats full of the finest black caviar mixed with the finest French champagne. These cows had names - nay - these cows had titles. Viscount Vache Of Bourdeaux III. These cows were classy.

GOD DAMNIT THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS! WHY do they keep releasing NEW VERSIONS of SHIT without APOLOGIZING to the early adopters who got FUCKED in the ASS by BUYING THE SLIGHTLY LARGER VERSION?!

The stock market is a joke. It is completely manipulated by people especially the news. If we decided to report that we have a good outlook, then the market will go up. There is no real factors at play, just what ever people decide to do.