I hope those practice squad players get cut and eventually sign with a super bowl winning team.

Or the police

Tyler Perry’s mad black women’s book club on a train

Open carry is legal where I live. This has prompted many businesses to put signs on their entrances requesting that customers not openly carry firearms inside their business. Most people don’t have a problem with it. I always conceal anyway but will take the extra step to leave my gun in the car or at home, depending…

They see a lot of action in smaller southern towns, like the one I grew up in. It’s where the older gentlemen congregate to discuss how the blacks, the gays, and Obama are ruining the country with their distinct lack of conservative christian values.

Reminds me of the anchor that didn’t catch on that the guy holding out in a severe storm was Howard Stern trolling when they disconnected him.

Throw some old tires in to extend the life of your fire.

The show relies on there being insanity in the political world. How often does that happen?

I used to annoy servers at Olive Garden by asking what’s so special about the unlimited “super salad”

These protesters sound like some of the more reasonable jezebel readers.

Opals are great to just eat raw.

A lot of jobs can be either. My job (software developer) is boring most of the time because of my reserved demeanor at work but it gets stressful if I interject myself into conversations about different junk going on. I become the “go to” guy for a month or two if I speak out on something and demonstrate that I know…

I misunderstood and thought you had a black friend named “Tom’s barbecue.”

Did anyone bu Trump even bother to answer a goddam question? “Do you trust Donald Trump with his finger on the nuclear button?” “That’s not for me to decide. That’s for the American voters to blah blah blah.” Are you not going to vote?

I’m in a bit of similar situation. I’m 28 and impotent. I can tell that my lack of an intense desire to have sex is disheartening to her sometimes. I suppose some people just crave a sense of being desired. Plus there’s the tendency to infer that my lack of appreciation for certain things about her (tits) is some kind…

Why do people apologize by claiming that the crap they’re sorry for was a mistake? That makes it almost sound like an accident.

At least it’s an eco friendly hybrid car.

What if her fake ID was in the name of someone whose identity she stole?

I cannot see how any Jew would be okay with this.

I’ve never fucked a fat person because I’ve never met anyone who actually wanted to have sex with me.