These protesters sound like some of the more reasonable jezebel readers.

Opals are great to just eat raw.

A lot of jobs can be either. My job (software developer) is boring most of the time because of my reserved demeanor at work but it gets stressful if I interject myself into conversations about different junk going on. I become the “go to” guy for a month or two if I speak out on something and demonstrate that I know…

I misunderstood and thought you had a black friend named “Tom’s barbecue.”

Did anyone bu Trump even bother to answer a goddam question? “Do you trust Donald Trump with his finger on the nuclear button?” “That’s not for me to decide. That’s for the American voters to blah blah blah.” Are you not going to vote?

I’m in a bit of similar situation. I’m 28 and impotent. I can tell that my lack of an intense desire to have sex is disheartening to her sometimes. I suppose some people just crave a sense of being desired. Plus there’s the tendency to infer that my lack of appreciation for certain things about her (tits) is some kind…

Why do people apologize by claiming that the crap they’re sorry for was a mistake? That makes it almost sound like an accident.

At least it’s an eco friendly hybrid car.

What if her fake ID was in the name of someone whose identity she stole?

I cannot see how any Jew would be okay with this.

I’ve never fucked a fat person because I’ve never met anyone who actually wanted to have sex with me.

Seattleites would would staple weasel scrotums to their eyelids if they thought it was a trend.

Asbestos is natural.

Homophobic men are usually afraid that treating gay men like normal human beings will cause all of their friends to think that they’re gay themselves.

Even if Chris Brown’s side of the story is true, he’s still a piece of shit.

I guess, nobody is threatening to murder or rape him

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