Well the outrage is about the only thing keeping him relevant so...

White paint also works very well.

Soccer doesn't lend itself well to advertisers since halftime is the only time that you can cut to commercials. Also, MLS isn't in the southeast (but will be soon) and that keeps me from being able to get into it. I don't have a home team to cheer for until the team in Atlanta gets started. People complain about the…

I guess a scientologist corporation is going to be allowed to exclude psychiatric services for employees too.

Just chain them to a desk and beat them so they understand what it's like to really work as a software developer.

It's a battle I've been fighting for a long time. It's so unnerving when I start mentally assaulting myself for no reason and project all of these negative thoughts onto others. I'd constantly sabotage relationships to validate my low opinion of myself. I tell myself, "I don't like myself so everyone else must find me…

they're all pretty bad unless you live in a large city. There's about a quarter of a million people in my metro area and I see the same 10 people within 50 miles every time I look. It's pointless for a lot of people unless you want to take a trip or just have e buddies.

I think it depends on how close your relationship is with coworkers. I was pretty close to the people I worked with at my last job since they were all from another country and I was new to the city. I've never seen anyone at my current job outside of work. I'm hetero myself so the significance of coming out isn't as…

I majored in Computer Science so my degree is pretty much worthless.

It makes me feel kind of bad that I don't have any convictions nor is there anything dangerous about me but I can't get a date and these types have no problem.

I had an incident where I needed to stay awake and finish a final project in college and started taking no doz. It made me lose the concept of time and I ended up getting like triple the max you should take in a few hours. I would do some work, get up to pee, then lie down and nap for 30 seconds for the next 8 or so…

If you start flossing regularly, it becomes uncomfortable to skip a flossing or two. As far as vile smelling things go, tonsiloliths are pretty nasty and generally a lot bigger than tooth gunk but yeah the stuff you floss out if you let the food bits break down into slime is terrible.

They're waterproof as long as you drill holes in them to allow air to displace the water.

It's a given that your girlfriend can get a better looking boyfriend very quickly. A dude has to be one hell of a specimen for him to be guaranteed to reel in a better catch. Most men fail to rate themselves the way women would. If you think you're a 7, you're really a 3. Most guys just need to be glad when a woman…

With so many universities expanding and passing costs on to students, it's not a bad idea to knock as many core classes out at a community college as possible. I went to a school that forced incoming freshmen to live on campus and buy a $1500 minimum meal plan that didn't carry over semesters. This was an effort to…

My dad has Alzheimer's and My great uncle who passed away a few years ago also had it. There is dramatic difference in the rate of progression in my father who has always been a bit silly in the face of most things and my uncle who was very uptight about everything. A casual observation of two individuals isn't nearly…

I imagine that one of the reasons that particular plants were used in traditional medicine is because of some degree of effectiveness rather than mere superstition.

My solution is to nail the door shut.

I've heard an anthropology professor suggest that the prominence and sexualization of the breasts is an evolutionary adaptation to upright walking. Many mammals have their vulvas positioned in such a way that it is very easy to see that the female is in estrus. I'm sure this is just speculation but for whatever…

It's not shooting people in online games that causes the problem. It's the fact that I'm the only player ever to not cheat.