It’s there because I put it there.

The life of dating a shitty musician.

Right but why do it right when his mom dies? Why not wait a few weeks just to be decent or at least so people don’t talk about the timing.

Bobby, I LIVE for your made up convos. Please make them their own feature.

yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

I agree, except that he also needs to practice good hygiene and use deodorant. Can’t assume that with Shia.

I have the theme song.

I was able to get a used copy of Lion King for $12 on Amazon for my daughter, despite the oppressive vault. I hope that helps!!

I - shamefully, but whatevs - read celebrity gossip daily. I would not be able to pick him out in a crowd. Someone’s suffering a little bit from delusions of grandeur.

Does he really think the people having emergencies in the emergency room give even half a shit about some random white guy who looks like every other white guy on this planet?

This seems like a pretty fair exception but I can see a lot of room for abusing it.

I really miss Mad Men.

I just keep cringing at the label name Kemosabe.

No.

Why is it ridiculous or ludicrous? Because she’s a woman?

THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR 22 YEAR OLD(?) BLOGGER DIDN’T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK.

OJ Simpson. She was Nicole Brown’s ‘best friend’ which she demonstrated after the murder by writing not one but two books about her friend, and by spreading her legs in Playboy. Also known as the MCFR (Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick).

Just oversized white mugs. Nothing special. Kourtney is being such a bitch this season.

It is amazing how much douchier he looks here.