Right? I’m soooo tired of the “wtf the South is so backwards” crap. Last I checked, racists live pretty much everywhere, not just here.

I know the purpose of the article is to tsk tsk the south, which ok we should. But other states up north encourage segregation as well, with the whole charter school private school business. It’s something that is happening all over the country.

Off topic but those pics of Woody Allen flanked by KStew and Gossip Girl really made me ill this week.

Blue Jean Baby, LA lady, artificial tan

Wow, she really is entering her Miss Havesham phase, isn’t she? “Look here, Pip: these low-cut Frankie B jeans accompanied me to many a society soirée in days gone by. I was the toast of the ball. Everyone envied me. I danced and danced. I looked so pretty in them. Here! Here’s a photo of me. Do you think I look…

There’s an old joke about it...

There is a T-Shirt for everything.

I beg your pardon, but Kendra was always in the corner knitting while Holly was doing her whoring.

I’d respect her more if she just said, “Yeah, I don’t care. I want to make a Woody Allen movie.” She has plenty of company.

I guess it made it easy for her to fuck her married director because Kristen didn’t know his wife. She was just some amorphous concept and no one that Kristen had to concern herself with.

Ugh anyone who uses the phrase “You don’t know my life!” unironically is the worst. Stewart and Eisenberg are both insufferable, and Woody Allen can rot, and I hope this movie fails miserably at the box office.

And Sharon had that one daughter who didn’t wanna be on the show even though she lived in the house. They never forced her. Kris would probably guilt the hell out of a child to be on the show.

Dude no one could ever say she didn't work her ass off to keep that man and their marriage together. Good for her for having the strength and awareness to not waste her remaining years on him.

I guess my main question is, who still wants to fuck Ozzy Osbourne?

These hairstylists are just raising hell! Celebrity hairstylists are the new celebrity nannies!

Is this the same celebrity hairstylist that introduced the word “Munchausen” to Lisa Rinna?

Whatever it’s called, I won’t be watching it.

I don't believe Brandi eats, so why should I believe she cooks?

“Here, puppy! Come, Boomer, come! Gooooood puppy!”

Nah, I am waiting for the ultimate dig. If she’s pregnant with a boy, she names the young heir Robert Kardashian III. After the child’s father, and of course, his grandfather. I think Kris, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe would implode. Their precious father’s name given to this child born from Blac Chyna?! But rightfully…