There will always be a huge disconnect between calls for “civility” and the words and actions of the people making those calls.

This is because—at least in our present moment—“civility” is just code for, “Don’t call us out on our shit. We find it embarrassing and inconvenient, and lack the rhetorical chops/intellectual…

Seriously. What the actual fuck does marriage have to do with a desk job...

They’d rather lose to Trump than have Bernie win. These people are fucking ghouls, who care more about their money than the welfare of their country.

Mass transit is evil socialism but giving billions and billions to private sector leeches who will do nothing with it to actually help the problem is fine.

I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

I was hoping I could unread this post, but now I struggle to come up with a way to unsee this picture. Thank you for that.

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

It was actually a hamstring, but you’re pretty close.

That’s a pretty lousy analysis of their position. I mean, liberal means being on the side of labor, and in the NBA, the players are the labor. So any policy which restricts their wages by limiting ownership wage competition is necessarily illiberal (both politically and by the definition of economic liberalism). So...

Eh, to me it’s fine to blame both, since I don’t actually think parity is something the NBA should make a special effort to strive toward—especially not if its means of striving is a cap on what players can earn.

Technically it’s battery, but yes

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

I play basketball at my local gym, and I am worse than Lebron James to an alarming degree.

More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

I wonder upon being robbed if the train driver was like “get mi-ata here”.*

It’s now the conspiracy theory party. Full on transition. A few years ago, we used to laugh at Alex Jones and condemn his stupid thoughts. Now those same thoughts are on Fox News and being repeated by Senators and House members. It’s legit frightening how stupid a large portion of our country is.

She’s making a life-altering accusation. “Incredibly detailed story?” Give me a fucking break. Tell me why she should be granted anonymity.

Why didn’t she simply walk out? Why did she blow him? This is clearly a consensual sexual encounter she later regretted. “I didn’t really want to do it, but I did anyway” is not sexual misconduct.

A.J. went full Pacman, you never go full Pacman.