At first I thought that said “a couch” and I was nodding in agreement.

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

At least she’s paid taxes on those hundreds of millions on a regular basis.

Ask and ye shall receive

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

I dunno. Some guys are into quality acting, ya know...

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

Preeeetty sure Britney (and all of her money) is still under the control of her conservators... The clothes and signed albums are probably the only thing that is truly hers to give...

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.

Have you ever heard of

extrememely for sure my bud

This is the guy who wanted to force women to have burials for their miscarriages. That is the only sentence about him anyone should need to hear.

After careful consideration, and hour long (coughthreesecondscough) deliberation, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I’m all:

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

I have tried, but I still can’t understand the “I love Bernie, which means I hate Hillary so much I’ll vote for Trump” process.

Why does everyone think Hillary Clinton runs her own IT? I’d seriously like to know. Does she not have enough work to do so she sets up servers on the side? Is it a relaxing hobby? Or maybe she just signs off on shit her IT people suggest like most people in her position would do.