“ Fox News for a full hour....”

"I didn't understand it, so I put it on my body for the rest of my life."

Someone I know described Benedict Cumberbatch as "the middle stage on an animorph cover"

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

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If you're at the point where onside kicks are on the table, someone else has long since fucked up, hard.